101 Reasons Why You Won’t Read This Blog Post

And neuroscience has nothing to do with it

Photo by Timothy Dykes on Unsplash

I know you have no time. YOU know you have no time. I know you’re not gonna do anything you don’t wanna do. YOU know you’re not gonna do anything you don’t wanna do. We both know you’re not going to read this blog post. It’s too long and you have way more important things to do.

What follows are 101 reasons why you won’t read this blog post.

1. You don’t want to.
2. You’re late for a very important date.
3. You can’t think of a way to monetize the experience.
4. You don’t like blog postings with clever, little titles.
5. You don’t know how to read.

6. You think you’ll catch Covid-19 by reading it
7. Someone stole your identity and you don’t know who you are.
8. You’ve got to walk the dog.
9. You are wary of any list longer than ten.

10. Something is beeping just a few feet away from you, but you can’t seem to find it.

11. It’s none of my business.
12. You have to go to the bathroom.
13. You just had three shots of tequila
14. You’re obsessing about cash flow.
15. “Form is emptiness. Emptiness…