What ChatGPT Has to Say About My Newest Book of Poetry

The absolutely least expensive marketing plan I could think of

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If you are a writer, know a writer, or have ever eaten cheese, here are three statistics I invite you to remember as you read the rest of this rather unusual article:

1. For every 100 people who begin writing a book, only 3 complete it.
2. The average book of poetry sells just 100 copies.
3. The life span of the average American male is 76.71. (I am 76.58).

Which is why you probably won’t be surprised to learn that I decided to consult with ChatGBT to help me figure out how to get the word out about my recently published book of poetry.

With almost no marketing budget, no big-time publisher behind me, and the clock ticking, I figured I needed some intelligence way beyond my own to spread the word. And so, I decided to consult ChatGPT and ask it the kind of questions whose answers might tip the scales in favor of people buying my book. Here goes:

Available on Amazon and in my living room

Tell me about Mitch Ditkoff’s poetry